![]() You don’t send prospects to get a closer to then use the guy that’s A.J. Bullpen chart was updated, but it has Puk and Robertson sharing the 9th, and, well, maybe, but I’d expect Robertson to take it over. Rich get richer, amiright? Stupid, Marlins, and how they just dominate the NL East, and the poor Mets with no money and–Wait a minute, they spent $4.5 billion this past offseason and were picked to win the World Series by everyone. Geez, Mets giving players to the Marlins. Oh, and he’s hitting third for the Mets.ĭavid Robertson – Traded to the Marlins. I know he hasn’t been having a great season, I did not realize he had three homers and was hitting. It was obvious then, and it’s still obvious. Kept saying in the preseason different forms of: Senga is being drafted too late. Kodai Senga – 6 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 5 Ks, ERA at 3.17. Guessing he about to have even more headaches, for the next 18 years. His return date was scheduled to happen after the birth of his child, but no longer. Starling Marte – He’s not close to returning, due to migraines. A fart thrown into my face when I thought it was safe to start him. Mortals also fart, then they’re called fartals, that was Matt Manning. Streamonator doesn’t like his next start, but I don’t mind it. Anyone against Ohtani looks like a mere mortal. Michael Lorenzen – 5 IP, 3 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.58. Renfroe’s taking the world’s slowest march to 25 homers, huh? Really disappointed by him this season. Hunter Renfroe – 6-for-9, 2 runs, 2 RBIs and his 16th homer, hitting. Sandoval must love shopping at Michael’s because that lefty is crafty! (If he were a righty, that would be Hobby Lobby.) Looked like this start was going to go sideways, but he held on. Patrick Sandoval – 5 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 4 Ks, ERA at 4.13. On the last page it reads in 4-point font, “You’ll never be good at baseball again if you have TOS surgery.” And people just agree to terms!Įduardo Escobar – 1-for-4, 2 runs and a homer. This is why you always read through the TOS. Are we really going to instead blame his yawnstipating April-June on the shoulder from last year again? Maybe he’s just a guy who gets incredibly hot and freezing cold. This year, I’m saying, maybe Ward is just hella streaky. ![]() Supposedly, there was a shoulder injury last year that derailed part of his season. ![]() Taylor Ward – 2-for-8, 3 runs, 3 RBIs and his 13th and 14th homer. Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: ![]() For 2024 fantasy, Ohtani or Acuña in daily leagues? That’s where we’re at, right? I love Tildaddy, but it’s going to take some real soul searching to not go for the guy who has 40 homer pop that can throwing in 200 strikeouts for s’s and g’s. ![]() This is the guy who leads the majors in homers, and to prove it, he hit two homers in the 2nd game of the doubleheader (37, 38). the Tigers with 8 Ks and three walks, to lower his ERA to 3.43. Yesterday, Shohei Ohtani threw a one-hit shutout vs. It saves you from scurvy.” Little known fact is that every man in the 1800s was named Abner. Thank you and make sure you eat your Crackerjack. He can’t pitch or hit anymore and we’re sending him back to Japan. Fourthly, due to this man, Shohei Ohtani, and the way he throws and hits the potato-ball, we have come up with new rules. Secondly, I have scurvy, so this might be my last decree. It would’ve been announced via decree by Abner Doubleplay saying, “First off, I killed Abner Doubleday. If Shohei Ohtani was playing when the game of baseball was invented, they would’ve made more rules to make it harder for him. ![]()
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